When Moses was instructed by GOD Almighty to notate the Ten Commandments he chose slabs of stone to carve them. When Eyesview thinks of a note-worthy, funny or comical idea it is written on THE PAD, a yellow college ruled notepad. Dating back to February/March (FARCH) of 2009, the eyesview gang has taken the time to scribe the funniest of funny into this 8 and 1/2″ think tank. Ranging from Funny to Hilarious to What the F@#$, Eyesview has taken great pride in their brain babies and someday will turn to the mighty pad to call upon it’s comedic creations to show the world. With 27 pages of Funny completed and a second pad started, the gang plans to keep the tradition strong and “ADD TO THE PAD”. Who knows, maybe we will even publish it in hard cover and hit up the New York Times Bestseller List. The possibilities are endless and so are the ideas yet to come. Below are some of the Best of the best from THE PAD.

- CENTAUR LAWYER – Half Horse / Half Lawyer
- THE DASH TRAY – The Suction Cup Ash Tray For Your Dashboard
- CHILLAXIN – “Life Stressing You to the MAXIN!! – CHILLAXIN”
- “Don’t Eat Anything, Eat SUMPTIN” – Slogan for SUMPTIN BRAND FOODS.
- T-Shirt Idea – “I Put The “ME” In Vagina”
- UNCLE DAD – I’m Your Dad, I’m Your Uncle, what the F@$%s that all about?!!”
- Band Name – The I Don’t Work Sundays
- Porn Names – CLIT BEASTWOOD and SIGHORNEY BEAVER
- “Paging Dr. Baghead … Dr.Baghead”
- THE PAD TIE – A Tie that also acts as a dry erase board
- RICO SAUVE=RICHARD SMOOTH
- ENTOURAGE is SEX IN THE CITY for Dudes.
- Band Name – BEAT FETUS